I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when,
I believe,the Nasties were still booming us
led by Madalf Heatlump (Who only had one).
Anyway they didn't get me. I attended to
varicous schools in Liddypool. And still
didn't pass-much to my Aunties supplies.
As a member of the most publified Beatles
my and (P, G, and R's) records might seem
funnier to some of you than this book, but
as far as I'm conceived this correction of
short writty is the most wonderfoul
larf I've ever ready.
God help and breed you all.